A Saudia Arabian cleric recently called Mickey Mouse "one of Satan's soldiers" who is "trying to trick Muslim children into loving mice." According to Islamic law, "Mickey Mouse should be killed in all cases."

Bruneian Teenagers
10% of the teens are simply losers, emulating emos and they have a tendency to AZN type. Brunei teenagers have the tendency to do nothing except spend time on their Friendster and now, Facebook! putting down ambiguous and pointless descriptions of themselves, Photo-shopping themselves to make themselves look bangable (which they are mostly not, even if they are ... they are guaranteed to have an extreme case of HERPES). They also update their blog daily, writing about what they did like going to so-called fancy restaurants like Excapade and Dome, plus they bizarrely take pictures of what they had ordered at the restaurant.
Language
Some moronic teenagers also thinks they're too creative and smart for language that they actually added extra alphabets on words (or sometimes numbers) so it would look nicer. Example: 'byez' which actually meant 'bye' with an extra 'z'. Another habit for teenagers is replace the letter b with v. Example: kambang becomes "kmvng", or even bye-bye becomesvye2 (shorten form).
Examples of such moronic things they spelled out (With meanings):
Plz - Please
Dat - That
Hye - Hi
Hyez - Hi
Hy - Hi
Hee~ - Some kind of a laugh
Kekekeke - Half laughing, half choking
Ahakz - Laughing while trying to remove mucus from throat
Wawawawawa - A laugh, supposedly
Mwaxxxxxxx - Some kind of a kiss
X ah - Kali ah
N0t - Not
knp - Kenapa
mlz - Malas
Eyhz - Just simply annoying
Mishew - Miss you
ere - Here
cz - Because/cause
brbz - Berabis (Not to be mistaken with 'Be Right Back' in chat language.)
Wif - With
he3 - Hehehe
old - "Oledi", which rhymes with "Already"
skool - "School"
hihi - "Hi" and "Hi"
xx[insert emo name]xx - Very common in Friendster.
aqu - Aku
yuh/y0uh -you
vravisly- extremely

akuuuuuuuu buaaaang borrrrrrrrrring. :D thanks Wapi for showing me this. :)

BUUUUUHAAAI.

30/9.